Karen Gillian says that: "You'll need tissues for the series finale of Doctor Who."

Finally... Dalek porn




A ginger came into the family planning clinic where I work today, and asked for some condoms...

I told him to fuck off and have a normal wank like everybody else.






What's the difference between Jordan and a Vuvuzela horn?

One is a cheap plastic piece of trash that is there making it's annoying whining noise, every time you turn on the T.V.
The other is a musical instrument.






My mother always wanted me to be a marine biologist, but I left school and got a job on a road sweeping gang.


That fucking showed her.



Entertainment news 'Rapper Dappy of N-Dubz says he routinely gives false information to police' ... like ...

'Occupation sir?' ......... 'Err, entertainer'



I call my girlfriend 'My Precious'.

She thinks it's sweet.

She doesn't know it's because I'm the lord of her Ring.




Wanking.
The male cure for insomnia.



My wife called me an annoying cunt the other day.

I almost choked on my vuvuzela.

The Jordan one is pretty good... but leave Dr Who alone ya bastard!

lol i want to see the dr who thing at coventry and trust me the darleks scare the crap out of you lol i seen the k 9 cybermen and the big sipder and davros all are a dame shight bigger then you would think mate esp k9 the darleks where in a tunnel you walked in with a bulk head door as soon as you got inside the door close all went dark then lasers fire then two gold darleks moved in on you was fantastic lol